hey fatboy... who's bigger.. you or samoa joe?
Height: Samoa Joe
Weight: It's a push for now, but Samoa Joe in the long term
Fame: Samoa Joe
Notoriety: Me, thanks to all you Iconolasts who get apoplectic at just my name
Tattoo: Samoa Joe by default
Dumps: Me
DVD Collection: Me, but only because you didn't include Nowhereman in the conversation
Ability To Make Iconolasts Cry: Me by a landslide
Cock: Yeah, you would ask that