Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I prefer a cherry retort. Those are delicious.


Every comment you make is a cherry retort.

(See, it's funny because "cherry" is also a term for a virgin. Thus "break one's cherry" refers to losing one's virginity. Thank you very much, don't forget to tip your waitress.)

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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