this very thread, questioning the notion of being picked on, is exactly the summary of why individuals are picked on. its not that it's an un-discussable topic, but if you don't get it, you wont get it. its a beautiful art form and one that must be appreciated, practiced, and nurtured. doing so a little bit, even ...oh... 75% of the way, just isn't gonna cut it..
meanwhile, the delightful upstart, a newly registered member known only as "nosexman," is able to throw a few self-deprecating and funny quips into identical situations; a significant improvement. nosexman is a godsend and should be your mentor.
in summation:
no one likes you, snarf. you are shit and your death will be rejoiced.