Cor, no man you've got it wrong!
The problem with Beardguy, the really only reason he had to go, through the door or the morgue... he didn't get it, man. Sure he was a dandy fop on epic scale. Sure he was a candyassed rainbow rummer. Sure he was a faggot and an emo twat and an annoying bastard. The problem was that if anyone called his arse out for it, he'd cry to Rob to have them banned for making a hostile posting environment. That's it. He was as annoying as anyone I've ever met online, but the kicker was that he wanted to make everyone else tow the Sunshine Lollypop line along with him.
I think Sneaks still has me quoted in her sig, but I can paraphrase:
I make fun of whomever I please. One of my favorite people online turns out to be blind and I harass her incessantly about it. But we're still friends.
Beardguy doesn't fit here. He never fit here, never will. He belongs on some knitting, kittens, and dominoes messageboard with people posting about their favorite rainstorm. I just tried to show him HOW much he didn't belong and run him out of my life.
Also, it was fun as hell to take the piss out of someone that took it so... close to heart!
