So after three beers you're vomiting and posting emo stories on message boards?
Um, Rex? Perhaps this isn't the line of insult you want to be shooting for, Mr. Half-A-Beer-Break-The-Seal. Your alcohol intake is Snarfian minus the emo stories.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock