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She'll probably say something like "Only that it wasn't longer", and then she'll cue up the rimshot smiley.
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All hail King Snarf!
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normal girl.......is attracted to me. This gave me a nosebleed trying to read...
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No. You ever hear of French Fries? I was working on something similar...
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Yeah, but you fucked up hating Jews for the rest of us...
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You can still hate Jews! Only the Jews will be offended!
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I know...but, its just.....well, now it's been done, you know? I mean, where's the cutting-edge in just hating people that have already been hated before? And, may I say, by someone far more versed in hate than I'll ever be, mind you! It just kind of.....you know....takes the fun out of it.... 
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You can hate Scientologists! There hasn't been any organized hate against them yet, to my knowledge. Unless you count the various investigations when they committed the largest theft of government documents....
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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BTW rex, you keep saying "even I'M almost-kind-of-about-to get laid" to Snarf. How's that action? Got any amputees tied up under the stairs yet? I have a girlfriend that I met online. She doesn't live in the area but she's moving here in a couple months. She has all her limbs and all of her senses work fine. you met her in WoW didnt you?
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heh. I live in the county that has the lowest amount of churches per capita in the entire country. This elegantly explains why you're pure evil. And a basement vagrant. Now, now, I've now come to realize that any evil tendencies are due to his (probably) gangster family. Said family keeps him forcibly locked in the basement while they plan their next crime wave. It's tragic. So basically, you are saying his parents are criminals and could go to prison. Not hypocritical at all there Snarf. Not allowed to say your brother is a turn coat, but you can quite happily accuse a mans family of criminal acts!
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I have a girlfriend that I met online. She doesn't live in the area but she's moving here in a couple months. She has all her limbs and all of her senses work fine. Ahhhhh..... You've moved on to the mentally disabled then, huh?
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BTW rex, you keep saying "even I'M almost-kind-of-about-to get laid" to Snarf. How's that action? Got any amputees tied up under the stairs yet? I have a girlfriend that I met online. She doesn't live in the area but she's moving here in a couple months. She has all her limbs and all of her senses work fine. Ah, the old "I have a girlfriend in another state that I've never actually met" claim. A real classic. Used it in "Weird Science" as I recall.
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I am really gonna hate myself for saying this, but I actually cant see any reason to mock rex over this.
Although obviously, it all depends on how it works out....thats a whole different load of material there!
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Your giant boobs give it away. Joe Mama has giant boobs. Since you decided to bring me into this, let me tell you what else I have: 1) Dropped 10 pounds in the last month 2) A girlfriend who will be my wife by the end of June 3) Money and time to do the things I enjoy 4) A house for the times I don't want to go out 5) Regular, satisfying, heterosexual sex That's just off the top of my head. I'm sure I can come up with more. What's the magic number that'll make you eat a bullet?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I am really gonna hate myself for saying this, but I actually cant see any reason to mock rex over this.
Although obviously, it all depends on how it works out....thats a whole different load of material there! The waiting is the hardest part.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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BTW rex, you keep saying "even I'M almost-kind-of-about-to get laid" to Snarf. How's that action? Got any amputees tied up under the stairs yet? I have a girlfriend that I met online. She doesn't live in the area but she's moving here in a couple months. She has all her limbs and all of her senses work fine. a "couple months"? geebus, rex. wasn't there an "expedited shipping" option?
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BTW rex, you keep saying "even I'M almost-kind-of-about-to get laid" to Snarf. How's that action? Got any amputees tied up under the stairs yet? I have a girlfriend that I met online. She doesn't live in the area but she's moving here in a couple months. She has all her limbs and all of her senses work fine. a "couple months"? geebus, rex. wasn't there an "expedited shipping" option? says here they're california based, so even UPS ground shoulda been like two weeks tops
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Your giant boobs give it away. Joe Mama has giant boobs. Since you decided to bring me into this, let me tell you what else I have: 1) Dropped 10 pounds in the last month 2) A girlfriend who will be my wife by the end of June 3) Money and time to do the things I enjoy 4) A house for the times I don't want to go out 5) Regular, satisfying, heterosexual sex That's just off the top of my head. I'm sure I can come up with more. What's the magic number that'll make you eat a bullet? and, a hidden 6th bullet point
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BTW rex, you keep saying "even I'M almost-kind-of-about-to get laid" to Snarf. How's that action? Got any amputees tied up under the stairs yet? I have a girlfriend that I met online. She doesn't live in the area but she's moving here in a couple months. She has all her limbs and all of her senses work fine. a "couple months"? geebus, rex. wasn't there an "expedited shipping" option? Mail order brides, I assume, are a slow process. They have to get all their shots, and then all the paperwork has to be in order. Hell, a passport here might take as many as two months to acquire. How long d'you think it'd take in some third world shithole country like, say, Hoboken or Rwanda?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Your giant boobs give it away. Joe Mama has giant boobs. Since you decided to bring me into this, let me tell you what else I have: 1) Dropped 10 pounds in the last month 2) A girlfriend who will be my wife by the end of June 3) Money and time to do the things I enjoy 4) A house for the times I don't want to go out 5) Regular, satisfying, heterosexual sex That's just off the top of my head. I'm sure I can come up with more. What's the magic number that'll make you eat a bullet? and, a hidden 6th bullet point Give the little gaylord a cigar! Well played, Kamperdoodle!
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Why, I oughtta... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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pssst Joe, he was pointing out that you have hair.
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Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Yeah. That.  Well played, Rober'.
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2) A girlfriend who will be my wife by the end of June
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Your giant boobs give it away. Joe Mama has giant boobs. Since you decided to bring me into this, let me tell you what else I have: 1) Dropped 10 pounds in the last month 2) A girlfriend who will be my wife by the end of June 3) Money and time to do the things I enjoy 4) A house for the times I don't want to go out 5) Regular, satisfying, heterosexual sex That's just off the top of my head. I'm sure I can come up with more. What's the magic number that'll make you eat a bullet? LMFAO!!!  Wow, Snarf........  ......just run, dude....
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2) A girlfriend who will be my wife by the end of June
Congrats! Yeah!! (Jeff and I say, a single tear we call Freedom quietly rolling from the corner of our eye...)
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I have a girlfriend that I met online. She doesn't live in the area but she's moving here in a couple months. She has all her limbs and all of her senses work fine. Ahhhhh..... You've moved on to the mentally disabled then, huh? No, she just works with them. Probably one of the reasons she's attracted to me.
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Look at it this way. You're in for a lot of ice cream, finger painting, and hugs.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Congrats! well done joe  im gonna crash the wedding as shonuff
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I have a girlfriend that I met online. She doesn't live in the area but she's moving here in a couple months. She has all her limbs and all of her senses work fine. Ahhhhh..... You've moved on to the mentally disabled then, huh? No, she just works with them. Probably one of the reasons she's attracted to me. ill bet all the other retarded kids think shes their girlfriend too...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Get you some, Knut!  I did over the weekend actually. gotta love the three day weekends 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Congrats! well done joe im gonna crash the wedding as shonuff Christ, dude, that makes me actually want to have a full ceremony instead of the quick, JP-style deal we're doing (after 10 years together, neither of us feels the need to have a big wedding, and a church wedding seems hypocritical as neither of us is religious). Can you get ordained as a minister? I'd love to be married by Sho Nuff!
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