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* 31-year-old man
* Pilgrim Gardens, Pennsylvania, United States
* seeking women 21-30
* within 15 miles of Pilgrim Gardens, Pennsylvania, United States

Relationships: Never Married
Have kids: No
Want kids: Someday (2)
Ethnicity:

* White / Caucasian

Body type: About average
Height: 6'2" (188cms)
Religion: Christian / Protestant
Smoke: No Way
Drink: Social Drinker

I can't think of a really good opening for this, so instead, I'll give you a little fun fact about me: I can palm a basketball in either hand. Now, as for my picture, let me say I look a little different now than I did when that was taken. My hair's a little shorter and it's back to it's natural color. In fact, I've been told I look a little like Dave Matthews. Now, about me... Well, for starters, I've recently quit smoking, so yay for that. I am fun-loving, happy-go-lucky kind of guy. I'm really a big kid at heart. I live above a comic-book store, which, quite frankly, was one of my childhood dreams. I do tend to be a little shy, but when I open up, hopefully what I say will make you smile. I'd describe myself as a hopeless romantic (as opposed to what? a hopeFUL romantic?); I'm a sucker for 'happily ever afters' in movies. I honestly can't think of a way to shamelessly self-promote myself any further, so ladies, if you'd like to learn more about me, please consult your local library...No, wait, I mean send me an e-mail!My ideal match is an extroverted girl, one who can draw me out of my shell when need be. She should be kind, funny, smart, and have girl-next-door good looks. Otherwise, I'm really not all that picky.
About me
Hair: Dark brown
Eyes: Brown
Best Feature: Butt
Sports and exercise:

* Basketball
* Dancing
* Running
* Soccer
* Walking / Hiking
* Weights / Machines

Exercise habits: Exercise 1-2 times per week
Daily diet:

* Fast food
* Meat and potatoes

Interests:

* Book club/Discussion
* Coffee and conversation
* Cooking
* Dining out
* Hobbies and crafts
* Movies/Videos
* Music and concerts
* Nightclubs/Dancing
* Video games

Education: Some college
Occupation: Retail / Food services
Income: No Answer
Languages:

* English

Politics: Middle of the Road
Sign: Gemini
My Place:

* Live with kids

Pets I have: No Answer
Pets I like:

* Birds
* Cats
* Dogs
* Horses

About my date
Hair:

* Auburn / Red
* Black
* Blonde
* Dark blonde
* Dark brown
* Light brown

Eyes:

* Blue
* Brown
* Grey
* Green
* Hazel

Height: 5'0" (152cms) to 6'0" (183cms)
Body type:

* About average
* Athletic and toned
* Curvy
* Slender

Languages: No Answer
Ethnicity:

* Asian
* East Indian
* Latino / Hispanic
* Middle Eastern
* White / Caucasian

Faith: No Answer
Education: No Answer
Job: No Answer
Income: No Answer
Smoke:

* No Way
* Occasionally
* Daily
* Yes, but trying to quit

Drink: No Answer
Relationships:

* Never Married

Have kids:

* No
* Yes, they sometimes live at home

Want kids: No Answer
Turn-ons:

* Boldness / Assertiveness
* Brainiacs
* Candlelight
* Dancing
* Erotica
* Flirting
* Long hair
* Public displays of affection
* Skinny dipping
* Tattoos
* Thrills


In my own words
for fun:

I enjoy reading (I almost always have a new book or magazine to read), listening to music, writing, and watching a selection from my DVD collection (if only I had someone to watch it with...). I'm also addicted to karaoke singing.
my ethnicity:

Well, I'm a mix of English, Scottish, Welsh, German, and Italian. In other words, really, really white. I'm a descendant of an English Lord, which explains why my friends call me a royal pain in the ass. Here all week folks, try the veal!
favorite things:

Book- "Choke" and "Have a Nice Day". TV shows- "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Movies- "Tombstone", "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade", and "Spiderman". Music- Everclear, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, 3 Doors Down, & Billy Idol

I'll give you a little fun fact about me: I can palm a basketball in either hand. Now, as for my picture, let me say I look a little different now than I did when that was taken. My hair's a little shorter and it's back to it's natural color. While I'd like to upload a current photo, I got fired from my sweet job at GameStop so I can't afford to get internet access, and they won't let me upload at the library. I know getting fired from GameStop sounds pathetic, but I was in the right, they asked me to count when it wasn't my turn. I stood by my principles and refused, now I am mooching off my parents which I have no principles against.

Love is shit.

You accidentally step in it and you can never really get it off.

and it feels better with corn.

Everything is better with corn. Everything.

everything.

Best Feature: Butt

Wow. Posting an online dating entry I made years ago. Hilarious and fresh. That's classy.

So, how did that work out for ya?

BTW, seeing as we know you have no kids, whats this shit about you "live with kids"?


Are you some sort of sick pedo on top of everything else thats wrong with your life?

ok i just googled this and it says you visited 3 days ago snarf, so was this really posted years ago?

Visited it 3 days ago, and still claims to have hair?
What a fucking liar!

I just did a google search for the "trumpy" quote!



Snarf was in a film?

I only watched 3/4ths of the film.

3 days = years ago?

btw I thought colostomy bags were supposed to keep shit from leaking out!

I'm more interested in how many chicks contacted Snarf after he posted that. Years ago...he has to at least managed to bag one.

I met ROY BATTY on a dating site like that, btw. He thought I was a portugese single mom. I was the best mistake he ever made.

Depends on how full they are.
A Colostomy bag thats never emptied is bound to get rid of unwanted shit by leaking it.

haha

After seeing your face, I must say that's not surprising.

Best Feature: Butt.

My butt is so great, I can even talk out of it!

-Snarf

But boy does my breath smell!
-Snarf

If that was the match.com, then yeah, I haven't been on there in years.

Funny, cause it says you last logged in within the last 5 days!
Funny that, isnt it!

Best Feature: Butt.

Hey! Who hacked my profile and set my "Looking For:" to "Women?!?"

-Snarf

Yes, funny. Also, inaccurate. Haven't been on there in at least a year. It also says I live in Pilgrim Gardens, which is also not true. You see, nowie, not everything on the internet is 100% accurate. Shocking, I know.

Yet if it was on Wikipedia, you would claim it was so!

It could mean that a girl was looking at your profile.










































But then again, you're snarf.

We have a website that says he has logged in in the last 5 days, and Snarf, a known compulsive liar.
I know which one I believe!

did you ever get any responses?

i mean, not from black women of course, but others?

From that website, one or two legitimate people, at least, though nothing ever came of it. I've had more success on lavalife.

I'm the deceitful one? At least you didn't hide behind one of your alts to say it....

I'm interested in the black women!