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Correct on all counts. But, hey, when you can find a way to mix the Alabama leprechaun, "Obama gonna pay my mortgage," and AI's view on practice into one joke, you make that damn joke and to HELL with the allegations!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Yeah, so, uh, he was releasing the devil inside. His peeps say it wasn't a suicide (blond). New York Post: - As investigators try to determine how actor David Carradine wound up dead in a Bangkok hotel closet with a rope tied around his neck and genitals, it was revealed today that the famous actor was once accused of "deviant sexual behavior" by an ex-wife, according to a new report.
In a review of divorce court filings conducted by the Web site thesmokinggun.com, Carradine's most recent ex-wife once accused him of "deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly."
Marina Anderson also alleged in a sworn declaration that Carradine -- best known for the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu" --engaged in an "incestuous relationship with a very close family member."
Anderson's assertion was filed six years ago in Los Angeles Superior Court.
Wow. Deviant masturbation AND incest. This guy must've been Snarf's hero.
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Former Inxs lead sing also accidently killed himself while jerking off with a noose around his neck.
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We are just hoping Snarf tries it!
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Yeah, so, uh, he was releasing the devil inside. His peeps say it wasn't a suicide (blond). New York Post: - As investigators try to determine how actor David Carradine wound up dead in a Bangkok hotel closet with a rope tied around his neck and genitals, it was revealed today that the famous actor was once accused of "deviant sexual behavior" by an ex-wife, according to a new report.
In a review of divorce court filings conducted by the Web site thesmokinggun.com, Carradine's most recent ex-wife once accused him of "deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly."
Marina Anderson also alleged in a sworn declaration that Carradine -- best known for the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu" --engaged in an "incestuous relationship with a very close family member."
Anderson's assertion was filed six years ago in Los Angeles Superior Court.
Wow. Deviant masturbation AND incest. This guy must've been Snarf's hero. Whoa!   Didn't know about INXS lead singer, either...
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Correct on all counts. But, hey, when you can find a way to mix the Alabama leprechaun, "Obama gonna pay my mortgage," and AI's view on practice into one joke, you make that damn joke and to HELL with the allegations! Joe, we're not prepared to deal with your masturbatory asphyxiation fetishes here. Please stop tearing the board apart...
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Correct on all counts. But, hey, when you can find a way to mix the Alabama leprechaun, "Obama gonna pay my mortgage," and AI's view on practice into one joke, you make that damn joke and to HELL with the allegations! Joe, we're not prepared to deal with your masturbatory asphyxiation fetishes here. Please stop tearing the board apart... Wow, that just went in an odd direction, Pro. Methinks you've already done some prep...y'weirdo.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Wow, that just went in an odd direction, Pro. I heard Boston poofs like things that go in odd directions.  Methinks you've already done some prep...y'weirdo. I bet you thought about that one for so long it left you gasping...
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Wow, that just went in an odd direction, Pro. I heard Boston poofs like things that go in odd directions. Maybe, but we don't need to paint our wimmens green to get off. Not that anyone in YOUR life told me about that. Methinks you've already done some prep...y'weirdo. I bet you thought about that one for so long it left you gasping... YOU WILL NOT PAINT ME GREEN, YOU DEVIANT!!! (PS: Fuck Trek.)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Wow, that just went in an odd direction, Pro. I heard Boston poofs like things that go in odd directions. Maybe, but we don't need to paint our wimmens green to get off. Except on March 17
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Wow, that just went in an odd direction, Pro. I heard Boston poofs like things that go in odd directions. Maybe, but we don't need to paint our wimmens green to get off. Except on March 17 Well, duh! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Yeah, so, uh, he was releasing the devil inside. His peeps say it wasn't a suicide (blond). You know, I was thinking about this being similar to Michael Hutchens's death as well. Weird. not really weird. we expect your first thoughts about anything to be about a man dying while jerking off. we assume you think of this after reading any post.
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Plus lets face it, if someone was to kill his wife and kid, then kill himself, would it be weird to think about Chris Benoit?
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(Reuters) - The family of actor David Carradine has asked U.S. authorities to help unravel the mystery of his death, amid conflicting reports about how his body was found hanging naked in a Bangkok hotel.
Mark Geragos, a Los Angeles attorney who represented Carradine's brother, Keith Carradine, said on Saturday the family has contacted the Federal Bureau of Investigation and filed a formal request to have the FBI contact authorities in Thailand for further information.
"They've done it because of the conflicting reports and the nature of those reports that have given the family great pause," Geragos told Reuters.
With coroners awaiting results of toxicology tests, Thai media pointed to suicide or accidental autoerotic asphyxiation as possible causes of death. Some reports have said a cord was wrapped around Carradine's genitals and others that his hands were bound behind his back. None could be confirmed.
Geragos said Carradine's family had no more information than what had been written and said in the media, which was why they were seeking the FBI's help.
Geragos said Thai authorities must invite the FBI into the investigation and he did not know how long that might take.
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Geez, this is getting rather pathetic. According to the New York Post, Carradine's family is saying "a secret sect of kung fu assassins could have silenced actor David Carradine as he delved into their shadowy activities." Which is pretty much the exact same conspiracy theory that people used to say about Bruce Lee.
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It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be hung with cord, not working with Scorsese.
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I'll bet you would've liked it if that'd been a black man...
"I believe in fried chicken. I believe that Obama's gonna pay my mortgage. I believe that the White Fascist Police State killed Tupac and Biggie. I believe there really is a leprechaun in Alabama, and I'm gonna get all the gold, say yeah! I believe that someone owes me 40 acres and a mule, that crack and AIDS were created to keep the black man down, in the elimination of payment to my baby mama and the DH, and that a big ol' watermelon is the most divine thing a man can have. And now I'm gonna go home, smoke some Newports, and fall asleep. And I'll probably be late for practice tomorrow, if I show up at all. Because we talkin' about PRACTICE. I mean...PRACTICE!!!" damn you joe mama!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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If by secret kung-fu society they mean hooker who didn't want to get caught up in this crap, then I agree with the family completely.
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