It's a bit sad that Sikkbones and Wonder Boy want so badly to declare their love for me in public, even at the cost of mockery. And, by sad, I mean
What worries me most is that they are so desperate for you to love the cock, that I can only assume that they are both desperate for you to suck their cocks for them.
This isnt about whether you are gay or not, its about them wanting you to be not only gay, but gay for them.
They want you dude, they want you bad!