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\:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\:

I'm sure Jackson is in Heaven or Hell where he's molesting everything in sight. Before too long God and Satan will send Jackson back to Earth with the agreement that his soul is never ever to be collected on!

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
I'm really disappointed that Michael Jackson's ghost hasn't logged in yet. I guess they're still fitting him for his bondage collar down near the lake of fire.


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A sign from the hospital where he died:



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You know, when you stop to think about it, it's really fucking bizarre that this guy turned white before our eyes.

If someone from 50 years in the past saw all the retrospective pictures in the paper, they'd think "Wait, I'm missing something here".


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I think the fact that he didnt even resemble a human might confuse em more.

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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
You know, when you stop to think about it, it's really fucking bizarre that this guy turned white before our eyes.

If someone from 50 years in the past saw all the retrospective pictures in the paper, they'd think "Wait, I'm missing something here".


He did an interview a couple years ago and the interview guy asked him about his "surrogate" kids and asked why he didnt have them with a black mother, he said who says their mother wasnt black? and the guy says well they are very very fair complected, and Michael says well alot of black people are fair complected look at me, and the guy is like well you were dark when you were a kid and Jackson says I've always looked this way.

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I've been reading something on other sites and on the TV about something that needs to be set straight.

fall out boys cover of beat it is ear rapingly bad. Calling that a good cover is just as bad as saying michael jackson was a completely normal person.


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 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
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You know, when you stop to think about it, it's really fucking bizarre that this guy turned white before our eyes.

If someone from 50 years in the past saw all the retrospective pictures in the paper, they'd think "Wait, I'm missing something here".


He did an interview a couple years ago and the interview guy asked him about his "surrogate" kids and asked why he didnt have them with a black mother, he said who says their mother wasnt black? and the guy says well they are very very fair complected, and Michael says well alot of black people are fair complected look at me, and the guy is like well you were dark when you were a kid and Jackson says I've always looked this way.

I remember when he first started turning white and claimed he had some hereditory skin disease.
Latoyah was asked about this "hereditory" skin disease, and she said "Thats the first time I have heard anything about it!"

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He was able to whisper one last message to the paramedics on the way to the hospital......"put me on the children's ward."

They are going to cremate him and put his ashes into etch a skecthes so little kids can still play with him.

Official cause of death was food poisoning.......he ate 12 year old nuts.

All ticket holders to the Jackson 5 reunion concerts will now get a 20% discount.

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 Originally Posted By: PJP
He was able to whisper one last message to the paramedics on the way to the hospital......"put me on the children's ward."

They are going to cremate him and put his ashes into etch a skecthes so little kids can still play with him.

Official cause of death was food poisoning.......he ate 12 year old nuts.

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His ghost would have posted here by now if Kristogar still was around.

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Michael would have loved Kristogar......literally!

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Biblically?

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IN THE ASS!!!


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Organizers of Michael Jackson's memorial said that in the first hour after ticket details were announced this morning, the website http://www.staplescenter.com had received more than 500 million hits.

Fans must register on the site for a chance to be awarded, by lottery, a pair of the 17,500 free tickets that will be made available to the public for Tuesday's memorial service.

A news release from the Jackson family said the website is set up to prevent duplicate registrations from being accepted and that registering more than once would not increase a person’s chance of getting the wristbands and tickets necessary for the event.

Meantime, up in Los Olivos, the owners of Neverland Ranch released a statement today saying they will not allow any more tours or interviews to be conducted at the estate until the memorial service is over. The statement read:

"In deference to Michael Jackson and his family, Neverland Ranch will close its magical gates to the media and will not conduct any events from 7:00 pm Friday, July 3 until after the scheduled memorial for Michael Jackson on Tuesday, July 7. This will enable all of us, including his fans and family, to focus on the Tuesday celebration of Michael’s life at the Staples Center in Los Angeles."


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They're rerunning the Michael Jackson tribute ep of the Simpsons tonight

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Rep. Peter King Unloads on Michael Jackson and the Media Circus Covering his Death: Rep. King asks why the media isn't covering the dead in Iraq and Afghanistan with the same enthusiasm as the one-gloved-one. Some excerpts:

  • "He was pervert. He was a child molester. He was a pedophile."

    "The media has disgraced itself."

    "Would you let your child or grandchild be in the same room as Michael Jackson?"

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I dont know much about this guy, but we need more people like him willing to speak the truth and not worry about political correctness!

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He must be some kind of racist!

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
He must be some kind of racist!

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explains why his ghost not posted here

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I have just been to Michael Jacksons will reading.
The lovely chap has left me a load of research material for my upcoming book.


For those interested, I am calling my book "Ragtag boyos"...coming soon.


It was for research,honestly guvnor!
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non stop funeral coverage going on now. nutty.

one real question: with all the fans and celebrities and "clearly not just for family" types... was weird al there?


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TOMMY LEE & PAMELA ANDERSON @ STAPLES MICHAEL JACKSON MEMRL!



it figures... she has as much plastic in her chest as mj had in his face.


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Did people laugh at your jokes at the insurgency boards?


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they're older than flair


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who, himself, is so mystically, impossibly, civil warily old, that he is also older than flair


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Flair is so old Jackson molested him during the Civil War.

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Flair is so old, he is old.

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Is that civil war old?
Cause Flair was in the civil war ya know, cause he's like, old n shit!

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Cops Treating Jackson's Death 'As Homicide'

Police in Los Angeles are treating Michael Jackson's death as a homicide, according to TMZ, the website that broke the news of the singer's death.

The pop icon's family have spoken of "unanswered questions" concerning the role of doctor Conrad Murray in the final hours of Jackson's life, the website said.

Dr Murray was Jackson's personal doctor and was to join the star for the duration of his London comeback tour.

He is known to have administered the powerful sedative Diprivan to Jackson and was with him when he passed away.

The 51-year-old cardiologist's lawyers insist he has been cleared of any wrongdoing.

TMZ.com said "the evidence points to the anaesthesia Propofol as the primary cause of Jackson's death".

Law enforcement sources told the entertainment website there was already "plenty of powerful evidence" pointing to Dr Murray.

The evidence is said to include items found in Jackson's rented mansion, including Propofol, an intravenous drip stand and an oxygen tank.

The drug is used to induce unconsciousness in hospital patients ahead of surgery and experts say it should only be administered by an anaesthesiologist.

The Los Angeles Police Department has already had "multiple conversations with the county district attorney's office", TMZ said.

The website's report comes a day after the Los Angeles county coroner's office issued a summons for the star's dermatologist Arnold Klein.

Coroners said they were seeking "additional medical records" from the physician's Beverly Hills office.

Investigators have been looking into the possible role of drugs in the death of Jackson, who died on June 25 after suffering an apparent cardiac arrest at his home in Los Angeles.

The exact cause of his death is expected at the end of this week or early next week when toxicology reports are released.

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