Ray, if my wife ever kicks me out, can I come crash on your couch? We could work on that "Bossom Buddies 2012" script together...
Pro, if this ever happens, would you let me know? I think this fits the criteria of "available."
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock