Ray, if my wife ever kicks me out, can I come crash on your couch? We could work on that "Bossom Buddies 2012" script together...
Pro, if this ever happens, would you let me know? I think this fits the criteria of "available."
Pro wants to date Ray, Joe Mama wants to date Pro.
Poor sad homos.
I'm using Pro to get to his wife. If I have to give him a shot to the face to get in with her, so be it. That chickie is one hot tamale! She has to stay away from the freezer section, cuz she could melt all...this...stuff!
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock