#65172
2003-11-17 7:10 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
|
|
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 |
Top Ten Paris Hilton Explanations
10. "It was a tender act of love between me and my then-boyfriend, Rick something"
9. "Would've been rude not to sleep with him after he spent so much on the camera"
8. "He told me we were making a workout video"
7. "C'mon, there's nothing on that tape that you wouldn't find in any hardcore adult film"
6. "Some ideas just sound better after 9 cosmopolitans"
5. "Dude, I was 'Punk'd!'"
4. "Oh, like you've never had a sex tape thrown all over the Internet"
3. "He swore there was no tape in the camera"
2. "Rehearsing for upcoming CBS television movie: 'The Schwarzeneggers'"
1. "I found a condom in my clam chowder and didn't want to waste it"
|
|
|
#65173
2003-11-19 2:57 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 12,609
10000+ posts
|
|
10000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 12,609 |
Top Ten Dr. Phil Weight Loss Tips
10. "Stop eating, you fat load!"
9. Changing your life is difficult -- changing the dial on your scale is not
8. Don't waste an hour of your life every day sitting in front of the television
7. Build your own self-esteem by making fun of people who are fatter than you
6. Bully your staff into saying how skinny you look
5. "Do what I did -- borrow money from Oprah and get yourself a personal trainer"
4. No hair equals less weight
3. Start a hobby -- like manufacturing your own psychology degree
2. Resolve to spend no more than $1,500 a week on food
1. Once you find your authentic self, haul its ass in to get some liposuction
|
|
|
#65174
2003-11-19 3:00 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 10
1 post
|
|
1 post
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 10 |
Top Ten Ways California Would Be Different If I, Gary Coleman, Had Been Elected Governor
10. "Pretty much the same as Schwarzenegger, but less body oil"
9. "Three words: Lieutenant Governor Urkel"
8. "Thanks to my innocent charm, I'd get away with 60% more groping"
7. "I guess I'd have to quit my job as a security guard"
6. "You may not agree with me, but at least you could understand me"
5. "Inaugural address would have a laugh track"
4. "Television viewers wouldn't know if they were watching C-Span or Nick at Nite"
3. "Wouldn't have to worry about me having to take time off to do movies"
2. "I would form a task force to find out exactly what Willis was talking about"
1. "Unlike Schwarzenegger, I would admit I'm not qualified"
|
|
|
#65175
2003-11-19 10:10 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 14
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 14 |
quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
Top Ten Paris Hilton Explanations
10. "It was a tender act of love between me and my then-boyfriend, Rick something"
9. "Would've been rude not to sleep with him after he spent so much on the camera"
8. "He told me we were making a workout video"
7. "C'mon, there's nothing on that tape that you wouldn't find in any hardcore adult film"
6. "Some ideas just sound better after 9 cosmopolitans"
5. "Dude, I was 'Punk'd!'"
4. "Oh, like you've never had a sex tape thrown all over the Internet"
3. "He swore there was no tape in the camera"
2. "Rehearsing for upcoming CBS television movie: 'The Schwarzeneggers'"
1. "I found a condom in my clam chowder and didn't want to waste it"
Paris Hilton was in a DIY porn flick?
|
|
|
#65176
2003-11-19 9:45 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080
He tastes of America 15000+ posts
|
|
He tastes of America 15000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080 |
|
|
|
#65177
2003-11-19 9:50 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
|
|
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 |
quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Paris Hilton was in a DIY porn flick?
Pay attention Dave! ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
|
|
|
#65178
2003-11-19 9:52 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
|
|
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 |
for Dave.....
Top Ten Australian Pickup Lines
10. "Wanna play Hide The Koala?"
9. "I put the 'laid' in 'Adelaide'"
8. "I'd like to take a safari in your outback"
7. "I'd love to didgeridoo you"
6. "G'd'ass, mate"
5. "I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout"
4. "Nice wiener schnitzel"
(Sorry, that's an Austrian pickup line)
3. "Hey Matilda, how about some horizontal waltzing?"
2. "Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony"
1. "Me shrimp, you barbie"
|
|
|
#65179
2003-11-19 11:20 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 12,609
10000+ posts
|
|
10000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 12,609 |
Top Ten Signs That It's Going to be a Bad Shift
10. The previous shift tells you, "Things have been quiet."
9. You walk onto the floor and someone from the previous shift says, "Is it that time already?"
8. You run into the pharmacist at the elevator, he hands you a case of Prozac and says, "Here, this is for your floor."
7. Your phone rings 4 hours before your shift and they beg you to come in early.
6. After giving report, the nurse yells from the elevator, "Oh, by the way, they're 'pleasantly confused'."
5. While driving to work, every radio station is playing "Knockin' on Heaven's Door".
4. As soon as you walk in, someone hands you scrubs and says, "Here, you'd better put these on."
3. You come in and find one of the previous shift nurses openly weeping at the nurse's station.
2. The nurse about to give you report looks up from her notes and asks, "How many R's in diarrhea?"
1. There's no fresh coffee in the break room.
|
|
|
#65180
2003-11-20 6:24 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 14
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 14 |
quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Paris Hilton was in a DIY porn flick?
Pay attention Dave!
Whu...duh...fu...!?!
When did this happen?
I feel like Robert Palmer has gone and died again.
|
|
|
#65181
2003-11-20 7:07 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
|
|
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 |
....she is fucking robert Palmers body in the video!
|
|
|
#65182
2003-11-20 8:00 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
|
|
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 |
Here ya go Dave! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/paristapesuit1.htmlNow there is one line that puzzles me: quote:
They added that anyone "involved in this video is guilty of criminal activity and will be reported to the proper authorities and vigorously prosecuted."
So does this meant they are gonna report their daughter?
She looked very involved in the video to me!
|
|
|
#65183
2003-11-20 8:02 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
|
|
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2 |
an Oscar performance if i ever saw one!
|
|
|
#65184
2003-11-20 8:27 PM
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
|
|
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 |
Nah,nobody raped a child!
|
|
|
#65185
2003-11-21 3:53 PM
|
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 8,971
URG am real man! 7500+ posts
|
|
URG am real man! 7500+ posts
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 8,971 |
quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
an Oscar performance if i ever saw one!
URG am did his best to make it a good movie
|
|
|
#65186
2003-11-22 4:16 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 12,609
10000+ posts
|
|
10000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 12,609 |
|
|
|
#65187
2003-11-23 12:38 AM
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,988 Likes: 43
Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts
|
|
Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,988 Likes: 43 |
Its hard to make out. stupid night vision.
|
|
|
#65188
2003-11-23 6:44 AM
|
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 14
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
|
|
Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,367 Likes: 14 |
quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
http://www.bangedup.com/archives/ParisGetsTheBeefin.wmv
I knew I liked that girl for a reason.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 3,638
THE Franta 3000+ posts
|
|
THE Franta 3000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 3,638 |
YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
The alt 15000+ posts
|
|
The alt 15000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158 |
Farah Fawcet
She quickly got roles in
various television commercials for such products as Ultra-Brite toothpaste, and Wella
Balsam shampoo, and also made appearances in some TV series.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158
The alt 15000+ posts
|
|
The alt 15000+ posts
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 18,158 |
In 1968, she met actor Lee
Majors, star of the popular TV series "The Big Valley" (1965), who became very taken with
her and also used his own standing to promote her career. In 1970, she won her first
major role in the film adaptation of the Gore Vidal novel Myra Breckinridge (1970). The
shooting was very unpleasant, with much feuding on the set, and Farrah was embarrassed
by the finished film, which was a major failure.
|
|
|
|
|
