Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
youd have more luck getting laid by a red x......


No. Red Xs don't like like whiny bald karaoke-warbling virgins either.

I'll pick Chelsea Handler. She's an attention whore, sure. But she's actually quite funny, a drunk, and a freak in bed. Kate Gosselin is a detestable human being who exploited her children for her own fame. Frankly, the only thing I'd want to do with her is lock her kids in a room until they became feral and then throw her to them.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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