youd have more luck getting laid by a red x......
No. Red Xs don't like like whiny bald karaoke-warbling virgins either.
I'll pick Chelsea Handler. She's an attention whore, sure. But she's actually quite funny, a drunk, and a freak in bed. Kate Gosselin is a detestable human being who exploited her children for her own fame. Frankly, the only thing I'd want to do with her is lock her kids in a room until they became feral and then throw her to them.