I don't get drunk. I just drink too much.
No. I am wearing shorts. Hooker costume is for fun. Like the chicken nugget, or Janet Reno.
Man, I went to the chiropracter to get stuff for my shoes -I have flat feet. And I found out I'm only 5' 7annahalf" WHAT the fuck? I'm short! Ithought I was eight or nine for so many years... the dissalusionment is harsh. Still the tallest girl in my family for generations and so on though. And nobody can hold a candle to my big-ass feet. That are flat as pancakes.
