The only problem I have this post is that Harley lied about her age.

(I keed, of course!)
Don't worry about it 'Joe. We all know you don't care about a girls age. However I do feel you should stay away from any female who has to wear a diaper.
Clearly you have me confused with Tommy. For that, I demand an apology.
I likes 'em ELDERLY!!!
(Which I guess means I like a certain segment of diaper-wearing female society...still, I know what you meant by your little crack, Lothar, and I still want an apology!)