If you give a girl a pearl necklace, its the materialization of everything you think of her. Her eyes, her hair, the way she smiles at you, the way she calls you every day to say, "so, whats up?" but has nothing to say, just wants to hear you talk. Its they way she giggles at all your inane jokes and incessent prattling. Its the way she makes sure all the streaks are out of your underoos and the crusty stuff that forms on your socks when you wear them too much is gone. Its to say, "Hey, thanks for not looking like a god damn monster in the morning like the last chick I dated." Its the way she hands you a nice cold brew and rubs your back when you come home from a hard days work shoveling shit for the King of Town. But most of all, its for the blowjobs. Bless ya baby!
