Another reason Trek is gay: how is Bones NOT the hero of that series???
Exactly. Fuck Kirk. Fuck Spock. Fuck Picard and his bitchy crew. Star Trek needed only one character. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy. Just for scriptwriting formula sake, make Scotty his sidekick. Shit happens, they go get fucked up drunk, Scotty makes the Enterprise blow up suns while McCoy has cured the universe's most deadly virus. The show ends with Scotty humping Uhura over her console and Yeoman Rand straddling McCoy on the Captain's chair. Every week.