Originally Posted By: Black Machismo
I think Jew Mama has a crush on Cap. ZZapp,

And Jew Mama and ZZapp in a relationship? Just stand back and watch as they shave each others backs as a prelude to sex.


Um...this would be a bit funnier if I were actually Jewish, instead of nonpracticing Roman Catholic. I'd offer kudos for the attempt, but I know you stole it from someone else. So you fail. Twice. Three times, if you count the reference to my "hairy back" - your bear fetish doesn't change the fact that I don't have a hairy back.

Back to the ol' drawing board for you, I guess. And, by "drawing board," I mean whichever website from which you steal your material.

A serious question, though: Have you given thought to my suggestion regarding you and Tommy getting married at Fan Expo? You don't have to say you got the idea from me, and you might even get a blender or linen set as a gift from a "J. Mother" or "M. Scheckland."

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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