Funniest insult I've ever heard...of course I was drunk as hell at the time...
I'm waiting on line to get into a club with these two girls....this was around 89 or so.
A guy is arguing with his date while waiting.
Girl says to the guy: " Why do you have to be such an asshole?"
Guy responds: "Cuz yer a cum guzzling road whore and yer sister gives much better head!"
I absolutely fell the fuck out laughing. The look of shame on that girls face was absolutely priceless...AND the dumb bitch still paid his way into the club.
That was almost the higpoint of that night. Oh yeah...the two girls I was with...?
I fucked both in the car when we got back to my parents house. It was a hatchback....
