ditch the faggy glasses, shave the chin pubes, and get your piggie ass on a treadmill and weights regiment every day for 6 months and MAYBE you'll be fuckable. at worst you'd have a better chance of nailin a drunk chick if you stop looking like a vagina. at best you'll meet some hot piece of ass at the gym (NOT the YMCA) thats willing to jump on your bone. I mean, jesus. we shouldn't even have to say this...it should've been obvious a long long time ago!
