ditch the faggy glasses, shave the chin pubes, and get your piggie ass on a treadmill and weights regiment every day for 6 months and MAYBE you'll be fuckable.
Quickly, Snarf, while he's still interested in you.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."