ditch the faggy glasses, shave the chin pubes, and get your piggie ass on a treadmill and weights regiment every day for 6 months and MAYBE you'll be fuckable.
Quickly, Snarf, while he's still interested in you.
Beat me to it!
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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