I think that covers most of the bases, and it surprises me that King Snarf has not aknowledged you for at least trying to help him.
I am starting to think he really does deserve some of the ridicule he gets, as he seems to be somewhat ungrateful.
I do think that the obession with him is way too much, but when a female tries to give some advice, you would think he would show some courtesy, and thank them.
I'm just going to play along like I'm not also suspecting you're snarf. 'cause it is more fun to think we have new fish.
I've tried to PM him for honest, completely private discussion (I don't tell secrets, ask anyone... at least not *real* secrets) about it. As a female that is interested in females, I at least have the perspective of knowing what it's like to go after a woman *and* what we think like. He's all, No thanks, I'm fine on my own.
And it isn't an obsession, it is a running joke. Just like Rob is Gay (he is!) and I'm a rassist drunk russian hermaphrodite (I am!) and Reax is a pathetisad loser (he is!). Running gags build community.
