I hate when it's all shaved or waxed, on myself and on porn or fuckbuddies. I also dislike when it's so damn unkempt you have to bring a god damned buzzsaw to gain entry. I enjoy a thin layer, enough to play with but nothing you could hide something in or style. Shaved clean to the skin is creepy to me. Like they didn't hit puberty yet. Or there's about to be a surgical procedure. [joke of innuendo inYERendo!]
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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