Originally Posted By: Moe Jamma
Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!


Yo Mamma so fat she gets winded taking the escalator.

Yo Mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo Mamma so fat, she can't get laid without an archaeologist and origami specialist to find the right folds!

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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