So I was banging this total whore in the bathroom last night, and she pulled me out of her and squirted piss all over and yelled at me "you like fucking on the toilet you peice of shit!" Then she rubbed it all over her pussy and tried pulling me back in, but I was so grossed out I pulled my pants back on and got the fuck out of there. I have no problem with girls being nasty sluts, but when piss and shit come into it, I'm out. I mean, how is that hot in any way?


Internet Friends:
Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something.
Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
Joe Mamma: Fat
Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks
Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick