That reminds me of a joke.
An old farmer goes to see his lawyer and says he wants a divorce.
The attorney says "well, in this state a divorce isn't automatic, you need grounds."
The farmer says "I got sixty acres of tillable soil. That oughtta be enough ground."
"No," the attorney replies, "you need a reason you don't want to stay married."
"Like what," the farmer asks.
"Well, for example," the lawyer asks, "is she a nagger?"
"No sir," the farmer replies, "but she's fucking one. That's why I want the divorce!"
