No dude, it's cuz you're a total fuckwit. You tried telling all of us you fucked your aunt in some obviously made up story that sounded like it was written by a 13 year old who masturbates furiously to the Victorias Secret catalog and has no actual knowledge of what the inside of a vagina or a womans mouth feels like. Then you tell us you were having sex with some chick and she pulled you out to piss all over herself??? Really man, you're fucking retarded.
