I have a friend who is a genuine nice guy, he just cannot get a girl to date him, and when he does they're self-important scandalous bitches. The problem is he's too shy and socially inept when it comes to girls. Instead of telling a girl he wants their number he'll ask, "so...how would you feel if I asked you for your number?" He's also too worried about how cool he looks, only easing up, joking and being self-deprecating when they're not around. If he's at a party he acts like he's their host, getting them drinks, food, offering money to help pay for everything, taking initiative to clean up and offering to help with dishes. Last weekend we were at a bbq and he invited a girl that I've told him to stop inviting everywhere because she just wants his attention, not him. I asked him why he invited her again and he told me if he stops being her friend he'll never have a chance with her girlfriends. He doesn't seem to understand that because of the fact that he always invites HER, he will never have a chance with HER friends because he's off limits as long as he's giving this girl his attention. I keep trying to back off and let him just keep doing whatever he wants, but I feel compelled to keep trying since that was me at one point, until I realized I need to be a little less nice and a little more balanced.
you need to hire him a prostitute.
