And unlike PCRetard I don't mash the fuckin keys to make me look drunk. nonstop drinking until next sunday night except for when I sleep. Maybe I'll fuck another relative. who knows!


Internet Friends:
Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something.
Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
Joe Mamma: Fat
Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks
Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick