Gentlemens Jack,two different kinds of vodka, four different kinds of tequila, rum, cogniac, beerand wine. i threw up once today alread. vacation is da shit!


Internet Friends:
Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something.
Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
Joe Mamma: Fat
Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks
Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick