I was at a bar one fine night, and in walked the beloved legend that is Stevie Wonder. I felt it only necessary to approach him and let him know that my heart goes out to him for his sightlessness.
In my clearest English, I introduced myself and began to tell him how much of an inspiration he is, but he cut me off and exclaimed "Damn, that is one ugly shirt! Get away from me, you disgusting fat blob!"
All I ever wanted was for a famous singer to admire me.
