I would love to keep fucking that chicken, but it keeps running away from me, and I do so get out of breath trying to catch it.

On a side note, people say not to count your chickens before they hatch ... we all know I would never do something like that anyway.

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.