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#1085491 2009-09-23 12:12 AM
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i think i may be in love.


i didn't know i had a heart.








just had to rub it in. \:\)


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pics or stfu


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Someone should tell Snarf that that hair piece and glasses is fooling nobody....cept Uschi that is!

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
i think i may be in love.


i didn't know i had a heart.








just had to rub it in. \:\)




I think that's the third person that's called me a lesbian in the past couple weeks.

It's getting kinda old.

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Someone should tell Snarf that that hair piece and glasses is fooling nobody....cept Uschi that is!


don't be silly! she has a lovely vagina! no sand at ALL!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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congrats uschi!


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Ah, what I wouldn't give to be ten years younger.

And a woman.

I can't figure out what I want for lunch; soup, or duck?

Which one do you shoot.

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
just had to rub it in. \:\)




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Uschi #1085568 2009-09-23 2:42 PM
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi


pics or stfu


Hey, it's Samantha Ronson.

You stole Lindsay Lohan's woman. Good show, Usch.

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Get you some, Uschiley!!

Please let us know if there are any pictures of your coupling, without clothing, available for posting online.

Thank you for your time.

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my hands are usually too busy to bother with a camera, Pro. sorry.


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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Ah, what I wouldn't give to be ten years younger.

And a woman.

I can't figure out what I want for lunch; soup, or duck?

Which one do you shoot.

Shoot him now!!! Shoot him now!!!


It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

I can get you a toe.

1,999,999+ points.

Damn you and your lemonade!!

Booooooooooooooobs.
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
my hands are usually too busy to bother with a camera, Pro. sorry.


\:\( *sigh* Okay.

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 Originally Posted By: allan1
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Ah, what I wouldn't give to be ten years younger.

And a woman.

I can't figure out what I want for lunch; soup, or duck?

Which one do you shoot.

Shoot him now!!! Shoot him now!!!




you keep quiet, he doesn't have to shoot you now.

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He does so have to shoot me now.I demand that you shoot me now!!


It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

I can get you a toe.

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Damn you and your lemonade!!

Booooooooooooooobs.
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well, you heard the man. shoot him now.

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Rehearsals!!


It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

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Damn you and your lemonade!!

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can't be arsed.

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YOU LIE!!


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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
I have no idea why it was wearing them.

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there's no way an elephant could fit in your pajamas! now if you'd said the elephant was wearing Snarf's pajamas, that I could see.

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I wouldn't want to see that.


It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

I can get you a toe.

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Damn you and your lemonade!!

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allan1 #1085689 2009-09-24 3:29 AM
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who would?

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Well, you.

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so I have a thing for elephants in pajamas. big flippin deal.

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It doesn't make you a bad person.

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no, it was the genocidal rampages that did that. \:\(

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You were going through a rough time,it's understandable.


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Yeah, the sight of the elephant in Snarfs pajamas made him happy, but the sight of a naked Snarf chasing it (but giving up after 3/4 of a minute), left him mentally scarred for life!

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that and the spacebug up my arse.

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If I had a knife for every time I've heard that, I wouldn't have a knife. Until now.

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interesting. 'cause I got two knives in the mail today (butterfly freebee and a $50-sumthin' Smith n Wesson special-ops).


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

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