A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one
night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my
business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my
master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The
penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over
your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
