Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.

Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.