11:59 p.m. Sunday. Cartoon Network.
  • * “I half-expect it to have Popeye cartoons on it when I peel it off my thigh.”

    * “Hey, missing a couple of zeroes there, Oprah!”

    * “Playtime’s over! Time to get your gay little ass home!”

    * “Suggested application is to the buttocks and inner thigh.”

    * “You know the rules, Scorpio. He’s off limits during training.”

    * “Just kidding!!”