\:lol\: Is there someway we can shut the borders before he comes back? \:lol\:

Is he taking a camera crew with him? Are they going by boat? Has anyone checked it for leaks? His dramatic and selfless New Orleans rescue more than proved his naval expertise. \:lol\:

But, hey, he was married to Madonna once and used to punch reporters in the face, so he MUST be better than everyone else...