The opening dedication of the book: "To all my enemies, I will destroy you."
Description of author on the inside of the dust jacket: "Frankie Boyle is a comedian and writer who feels that a biographical note in an autobiography would be foolish."
A small section of the introduction: "It's interesting for me to see the things people choose to get offended about and the things they let slide. Earlier this year I had to quit my Daily Record column over a moral disagreement. We disagreed over whether it was OK to make jokes about a dead child molester. It's not that I wasn't a fan of Michael Jackson - I was a big fan when I was 8. I didn't know it at the time, but I was his 'type'. For his London concerts Michael Jackson advertised for children in wheelchairs or with missing legs. What parent would agree to that? Look what happened to the kids who could run away! Those tickets sold out in minutes. An interesting attitude we have to paedophilia in this country: 'We don't want paedophiles round here ... unless they've really worked on their choreography.'
