Mxy, as leader of the anti-American, liberal conspiracy against Wonder Boy, I want to congratulate you on your zeal and hard work in the fight to destroy Wonder Boy (because, as you already know, it is a very important part of our evil, liberal plot to take over the world..... or something). I have received a letter from Fidel Castro and Osama bin Laden expressing their gratitude for your hard work. I'll give it to you at the next meeting. Remember that you're supposed to bring the snacks this time as it's Pro's turn to bring the drinks.
Soon the whole world shall be Negroed and Mxycanized. Hail Satan and Mother Russia!
