RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts What the hell. Let's see how high I can get my post count.

You Might Be Canadian If...

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You cried when you heard that "Mr Dress Up" died recently.

You brag to Americans: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & more, are Canadians.

"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
- Rich Jeni, on religious wars

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

- Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"

Frank Burns is a twat.
-MisterJLA