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I think you're going to be ok. Didn't Obama get rid of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' and just let you guys stay in the military?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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You stupid fuck. You deserve what you get. Fucking man if you gonna put porn on a laptop that doesn't belong to you clean it up after your done with it. Considering there are a ton of streaming online content online now for free why even download anything. This is just plain stupidity and negligence. They should fucking shoot you in the balls.

I have had with people that download porn on company laptops. I immediately Send that shit to those employee's bosses now to can their asses.


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 Originally Posted By: Balloon Knot
You stupid fuck. You deserve what you get. Fucking man if you gonna put porn on a laptop that doesn't belong to you clean it up after your done with it. Considering there are a ton of streaming online content online now for free why even download anything. This is just plain stupidity and negligence. They should fucking shoot you in the balls.

I have had with people that download porn on company laptops. I immediately Send that shit to those employee's bosses now to can their asses.


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It does belong to me. She took the wrong one.

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
I think you're going to be ok. Didn't Obama get rid of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' and just let you guys stay in the military?


Oh no. Nonono. This is far FAR worse than homosexual pornography.

To keep the highest share ratio on places like Demonoid, Puretna, Empornium, etc. it's always more effective to seed the less popular torrents since it gives you a monopoly on everyone who likes whatever weird fetish you're hosting. For this reason, I kept a plethora of bizarre files in my torrent sector; this includes, but is not limited to, puke sex, scat, femdom with strapons, castration videos, extreme SM, asphyxiation erotica, Japanese girls beating on guys' testicles, ponygirls, and....Yeah, the occasional tranny video.

I'm not totally sure what she glanced at (at least I hope it was just a glance), but I've narrowed it down to either puke sex or femdom. Either way, I want to kill myself.

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Dude, try to cover it up as much as you want; fact is that you know you were wanking to all that sick shit.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
puke sex, scat, femdom with strapons, castration videos, extreme SM, asphyxiation erotica, Japanese girls beating on guys' testicles, ponygirls, and....Yeah, the occasional tranny video.



these are all meta keywords to robs blog.

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Balloon Knot
You stupid fuck. You deserve what you get. Fucking man if you gonna put porn on a laptop that doesn't belong to you clean it up after your done with it. Considering there are a ton of streaming online content online now for free why even download anything. This is just plain stupidity and negligence. They should fucking shoot you in the balls.

I have had with people that download porn on company laptops. I immediately Send that shit to those employee's bosses now to can their asses.


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It does belong to me. She took the wrong one.


Fact is that you didn't have that thing password protected. Now everyone in the military knows what a freak you are cuz bitches can't keep secrets.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Very likely.....





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Kind of ironic that if they had found, say, emails to a radical Muslim sect, describing how you wanted to kill your fellow soldiers you'd be okay.

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Actually its not the porn she found disturbing, it was all the emails from Rob that sickened her.

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 Originally Posted By: Balloon Knot
Considering there are a ton of streaming online content online now for free why even download anything.



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Because Rob deleted his blog.

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The next time you talk to her, casually mention you're writing a book about fetishes.


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You could leave a Word file open with the first chapter of the book already written, but I doubt she'll ever go near your computer again.


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Forum: Pro & Jake's Fortress of Awesome Chat
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I am being Stalked....

And pariah, If it was your Laptop then why did you CO have it to begin with?


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She was supposed to take a laptop from my car. There were two inside. She took the first one she saw--which happened to be the wrong one.

What I find so bizarre about this situation is that my personal laptop looks nothing like the standard military issue notebooks they assign. Either she was never assigned one herself or she's mentally retarded--which wouldn't surprise me.

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
I think you're going to be ok. Didn't Obama get rid of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' and just let you guys stay in the military?


Oh no. Nonono. This is far FAR worse than homosexual pornography.

To keep the highest share ratio on places like Demonoid, Puretna, Empornium, etc. it's always more effective to seed the less popular torrents since it gives you a monopoly on everyone who likes whatever weird fetish you're hosting. For this reason, I kept a plethora of bizarre files in my torrent sector; this includes, but is not limited to, puke sex, scat, femdom with strapons, castration videos, extreme SM, asphyxiation erotica, Japanese girls beating on guys' testicles, ponygirls, and....Yeah, the occasional tranny video.

I'm not totally sure what she glanced at (at least I hope it was just a glance), but I've narrowed it down to either puke sex or femdom. Either way, I want to kill myself.



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puke sex, scat, femdom with strapons, castration videos, extreme SM, asphyxiation erotica, Japanese girls beating on guys' testicles, ponygirls, and....Yeah, the occasional tranny video.



these are all meta keywords to robs blog.



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It worries me that I didn't...

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Pariah shouldn't you be more worried about being discharged for violations of the military uniform policy?




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And I wanted to know where he got the puke sex...

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fyi to snarf, a woman throwing up when you ask her to fuck is not puke sex.

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It's the closest he'll get to actual sex.

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The following was one of the dreaded clips found on Pariah's computer...


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It's the closest he'll get to actual sex.


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