10: Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
09: Whats a nice girl like you doing sitting on the end of my penis?
08: You're so ugly, I will be doing you a favour by fucking you.
07: Give me your phone number, cause I have lost mine.
06: Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
05: Did you hurt yourself when you fell out of the ugly tree?
04: You're a woman?
03: You aint a man?
02: You look like my mother.
01: Hi, my name is Matthew Maybray.