The two comedy albums they made out of Delirious were among the first ones I ever bought for myself. My friends, brother, and I memorized those bits. They saved me many times from getting yelled at by my mom (it's hard to reprimand your kid for not cleaning his room when your laughing at his rendition of "The Barbecue" and "Shoe-Throwing Mothers"). That stand-up is among my favorites of all time.

This past Halloween, my wife and I had a couple friends over to watch Amityville Horror and Poltergeist, as my wife had never seen them before. Halfway through Amityville, I was doing Murphy's bit about "why don't white people leave the house?" As my wife had never seen Delirious, we watched that in between the two horror films. Needless to say, we were all cracking up at the concert (no real surprise that it still holds up). Now my wife quotes Delirious almost as much as I still do.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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