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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a192205/brittany-murphy-dies-after-cardiac-arrest.htmlBrittany Murphy has reportedly died after going into cardiac arrest.
TMZ says that the 32-year-old actress was taken to hospital but was pronounced dead on arrival.
An emergency call was made at 8am this morning from an address belonging to her husband Simon Monjack, the Los Angeles Fire Service said.
Murphy was reportedly taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Hospital but could not be revived.
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I think a surprising death of a young actress is a fitting end to the year.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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 What'd ya expect? She probably had a coke habit from hell.
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Hmmmm, I forgot what she played in. I checked her profile at IMDb and realized I'd only seen 2 of her movies...8 Mile and Sin City.
I'm sure it will be some strange mix of diet pills and some other prescription drug, or a rare disorder?
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She went from the chubby fugly chick in clueless to the annoying skinny ugly chick in a bunch of movies. The coke habit seems legit.
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I dated a coke head once. Call it stereotyping, but that all start looking "coke headed" and, that is a coke head face if I ever saw one.
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Some bitch on fox news just the the words "tragic" and tragically" in the same sentence then said she was in the simcity movie.
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This is clearly a tragically tragic tragedy.
Not surprised to hear this from a FoxNews lady. 'Sides Greta, I think they just hire them to have some tits around the place.
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the good thing about dating coke head chicks, is they dont order much when you eat out.
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my condolences to the coca-cola family. -snarf
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Hmmmm, I forgot what she played in. I checked her profile at IMDb and realized I'd only seen 2 of her movies...8 Mile and Sin City. You never saw King of the Hill? She was the voice of Luann. 
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 Til, at least, they run out of coke for a couple of days. Then, don't get between them and the kitchen if you value your life.
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Just let them post on here and they will all soon have a 'Beardgay', just like Brittany (and she didnt even post here).
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This is her at the first of this month: It's either coke or AIDS.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Just let them post on here and they will all soon have a 'Beardgay' They'll start posting incessantly about cats, black men and the Legion of Superheroes?
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I said 'have a' not 'be a'.
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But "having a beardgay" could be like tourette's or something.
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FUCK!! FUCK!! DAMMIT!! 
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But "having a beardgay" could be like tourette's or something. of course the fact that he left because of a potential heart attack and Murphy died of one, might suggest to anyone with any inkling of brain power, that that is what was being alluded to. To my knowledge Murphy and cats dont necessarily have a natural connection.
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FUCK!! FUCK!! DAMMIT!! Joker raped her first, if thats any consolation.
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But "having a beardgay" could be like tourette's or something. of course the fact that he left because of a potential heart attack and Murphy died of one, might suggest to anyone with any inkling of brain power, that that is what was being alluded to. Sigh. It was a joke, Nowie. This is why the American "Office" is so much better than the British version. You guys just don't understand humor anymore.
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No, I am sure you are the one who hasnt grasped the concept of a joke and that a joke is supposed to be funny.
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Wow. Murphy's death really has you shook up and angry at the world. Let it go, Nowie. She's in heaven with her manger babies now.
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Go back to watching Jerry Lewis films, I am sure they are more your comedy speed.
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How unfunny can G-man be in one thread.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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It's either coke or AIDS.
Or a bad case of "Karen Carpenter's disease." Fox: - A Los Angeles County coroner's official says it appears actress Brittany Murphy died of natural causes Sunday after she was found collapsed in the Hollywood Hills' home she shared with her husband.
Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter said the the 32-year-old's exact cause of death would have to wait until the results of an autopsy -- scheduled for Monday or Tuesday.
He said her family is cooperating with the coroner's investigation, and authorities are looking into her medical history, but that her death "appears to be natural."
Oh, by the way, from the same article: - She dated Ashton Kutcher, who costarred with Murphy in 2003's romantic comedy "Just Married."
Kutcher tweeted Sunday morning about Murphy's death: "2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine," Kutcher wrote. "My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon."
I know his heart was in the right place but who the fuck tweets condolences...with abbreviations like a teenaged girl yet?
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It's Ashton Kutcher. What the fuck do you expect?
What ever led you to believe he was a classy guy?
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Yeah, I know. My question was more rhetorical than anything.
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Now that we know what the douche bag from those camera commercials thinks about her death we can now move on as a nation.
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After Actress Dies, ‘SNL’ Skit Disappears- A “Saturday Night Live” sketch that satirized the actress Brittany Murphy, below, has been pulled from Internet sites like hulu.com, provoking disagreements among viewers about whether the video should remain on the Web, and whether “SNL” should have performed the skit at all.
In a segment that appeared on the Dec. 5 episode of the show, Seth Meyers, anchor of the mock news segment “Weekend Update” and its head writer, noted reports that Ms. Murphy had recently been fired from a film project called “The Caller.” He was soon joined at the “Weekend Update” desk by his cast mate Abby Elliott, who was impersonating Ms. Murphy. The fictional Ms. Murphy seemed to be disoriented and still under the impression that she was on an episode that Ms. Murphy hosted in 2002.
Though video of the sketch was posted on hulu.com soon after the show was broadcast, it disappeared from the site after Ms. Murphy died on Sunday. A news media representative for “Saturday Night Live” declined to comment.
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and whether SNL should have performed the skit at all. How dare they mock a celebrity shortly before their death? WAY too soon.
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No wonder she had a heart attack if she was married to this cunt 
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he was eating all her food!
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he was eating all her food! We would have made such a delightful couple! -Snarf
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Whatever happened to the Constitutional right now to die in the shower? -snarf
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No wonder she had a heart attack if she was married to this cunt Sure, Nowhereman, blame Barry Horowitz... 
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