It's either coke or AIDS.
Or a bad case of "Karen Carpenter's disease."
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- A Los Angeles County coroner's official says it appears actress Brittany Murphy died of natural causes Sunday after she was found collapsed in the Hollywood Hills' home she shared with her husband.
Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter said the the 32-year-old's exact cause of death would have to wait until the results of an autopsy -- scheduled for Monday or Tuesday.
He said her family is cooperating with the coroner's investigation, and authorities are looking into her medical history, but that her death "appears to be natural."
Oh, by the way, from the same article:
- She dated Ashton Kutcher, who costarred with Murphy in 2003's romantic comedy "Just Married."
Kutcher tweeted Sunday morning about Murphy's death: "2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine," Kutcher wrote. "My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon."
I know his heart was in the right place but who the fuck tweets condolences...with abbreviations like a teenaged girl yet?
