You Might Be Canadian If...
You substitute beer for water when cooking.
Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles a meat processing plant.
The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don't miss Hockey Night.
You think it's normal to have a grain elevator in your backyard.
