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You: Ground control to major Tom
Stranger: bonjour
You: Ground control to major Tom
You: Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Stranger: right away sir
You: (Ten) Ground control (Nine) to major Tom (Eight)
Stranger: majo tom, what seems to be the problem
You: (Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)
You: (Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you
Stranger: sir i beleive we forgot to put fuel into the tank
You: This is ground control to major Tom, you've really made the grade
You: And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
You: Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
You: This is major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door
You: And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
You: And the stars look very different today
Stranger: you high today major tom?
You: Here am I floatin' 'round my tin can far above the world
You: Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
You: Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still
You: And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
You: Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows
You: Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong
You: Can you hear me, major Tom?
You: Can you hear me, major Tom?
You: Can you hear me, major Tom?
You: Can you...
You: Here am I sitting in my tin can far above the Moon
You: Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
You have disconnected
