I fucking hated parts.
When did Sawyer totally loose his balls? He used to be Han now he is Anakin.
The being that rules the island comes back from the dead to tell you to bring your mortally wounded dude to a magic temple to get him all fixed up real good, why don't you bring the dead chick?
It couldn't fucking hurt.
If anything you can get one last squeeze.
When the Earl McGraw Jr translated and asked Jack if he was sure and that there would be consequences, why didn't he at least ask "What consequences?"
I can only hope that means Pai-Mei gets to fuck Jack's mouth. It's not gay if it brings your friend back from the dead.
Why didn't Marshall McFuckles have back up waiting for him right off the plane?
They are fucking US Marshalls, can't they get past some airport security?
Doesn't a US Marshall have some pull at the goddamn airport?
Thank goodness Evil-Locke-Smokemonster beat a bunch of dudes to death.
